All ladies are not awful. Contrary to what many of my contemporaries believe, I adore women and am extremely straight. I also have a lot of fantastic female pals. I go on dates too. Therefore, I implore all female readers who believe my blog to be a misogynistic and chauvinistic exercise to consider the bigger picture. Yes, see the forest and not the tree.
At least everybody has had a horrible shag. Haven’t you? For males; It was large, wet, loud, and not very clean down there. She probably also exaggerated a little bit of the moans. Or she simply slept as you did your thing. She may have been a bit naïve and yelled that you were when you mentioned a blow, a hand job, or something else that appeared so out of the ordinary. Too prudish.
For ladies; he came too quickly and only once before falling to the side and leaving you high and dry. He was also too short down below to arouse anything. The next thing you know, he was unleashing radioactive farts, further offending your already-offended senses. Or he insisted on kissing you despite having an unclean mouth. He could have been too huge and sought to steal your valuable insides. Or, even when you dried up, he was still too harsh. In the shagging industry, these shags are unavoidable.
We were talking this with my dawg, Joe, yesternight. Joe had been my partner in crime(for lack of a better word ), and as far as I'm concerned, the only thing we haven't done is kill to survive. We have gone through thick and thin bad times together, and we still have a ways to go. (Let me open up a little bit)
See, for the first year, Joel and I detested drinking so much and were pretty puritanical, but then we learned that beer gets sweeter if you drink it ten times. sweeter than anything we are aware of. Additionally, Joe adopted a second personality that we cannot describe in this context but that has so far continually amazed everyone in our clique.
Now that I have your attention here is a general classification of girls we have dealt with
The Clean Ones
This alludes to those who are physically clean. There are those ladies we always look up to because they appear tidy. If hygiene is not their middle name, I don’t know
You can re-swallow the food that these women have chewed. These women have bodies you could lick. They put a lot of work into maintaining hygiene, and the results are always satisfactory. And a clean lady is irresistible to no guy. I'm not referring to seeming trendy and in style. Not at all. I'm referring to ladies who can afford to look flawless with only a quick shower, some moisturizer, and minimal makeup. They always have nice handbags, and you can always count on seeing lip balm, her phone, a hanky, a roll of tissue paper, and a hankie.
When I've had the displeasure of glancing into the purses of the ladies I know, I've typically found food, excessive amounts of makeup, shoes, water, afia, some unfinished yogurt, and biscuits. Recently, I discovered condoms in the purse of a 20-year-old. ( I even did a blog on this)How abhorrent? How horrible! The larger the purse, the more desperate the woman is, as someone recently noted. I completely concur.
2. Young mothers
I have the deepest soft spot for women who, when faced with the unfortunate circumstance of unintended pregnancy, decide to retain the child regardless of whether the father vamooses only to return after the child becomes a Wanjiru or not.
It symbolizes responsibility and a competent person you can bank on. I can say with certainty that every second female I meet has had an abortion. The third is aware of at least 17 safe medical facilities or methods of abortion. In men, masturbation and abortion are equally prevalent. After long calls, (masturbation) is the practice that is performed most secretly.
But I have a thing for women who, despite all odds, choose to carry a pregnancy. It denotes uncommon bravery. It requires particular perseverance to pull it off in a society that is so biased and where single moms are frequently scorned. Therefore, any colleague who has children on-campus exhibits an admirable level of maturity. It might be difficult or worse.
Some of these pregnancies occur at the most unfortunate periods possible. None of it will be heard by the parents. The child may be such a burden when the degree is all you have to live for. But if you're thinking about having an abortion, go ahead and spare the child. Most notable guys today were raised by single moms. Consider Wanjiru. Consider Obama You may assume that half of all politicians are the offspring of single moms.
I've always believed that single moms, who are often compelled to prostitution simply to keep the child alive, possess a heavenly quality. I salute all single mothers. and with all of my heart.
3. The stoic, problem-free woman
The idea of a lady without issues sounds absurd. You wonder if it's humanly conceivable to meet a lady who doesn't have problems with her appearance, weight, clothing, boobs (which are too big and sloppy), feet (which Skwembes appeared rather too soon), or thighs (too many stretch marks).
But here's the problem. There are certain things that, by nature, we cannot change. The first need for maturity is that we accept the circumstances that are placed on us. If your forehead is very large and you are a woman, try to make up for it in another way. There is a common debate among males that average-looking girls serve it best. (Now, you want to pretend you don’t know what am talking about, come on ) This can be a compensating measure.
I have met several gorgeous women who lack personality. And I have girls who are ordinary or who some could categorically define as unattractive but who have the most attractive and likable personalities. While physical attractiveness arouses lust, mental and spiritual attractiveness creates true desirability. Have you ever questioned why that fly guy chooses the less-than-fly girls that you would normally sneer at?
I admire ladies who are content with their circumstances. They make little fuss. They have low expectations for life. They are aware that life is unjust, that women are at best bitches and that men are dogs. These women are so self-assured and experienced. Even when their parents afflicted them with names like Carol, Isabella, or Rosabella, they don't grumble.
Good job.
4. The Beautiful and cool women
She is unique compared to the earlier group. Few gorgeous ladies are aware of the obligations that come with being attractive. Because of this, many attractive women make mistakes. They are misled by the bad boys or need I say thugs. They bore because they are so insecure. They occasionally demand that everything revolve around them. Too bad. However, there is a different breed of stunning ladies that are fun to be with. Who the judge is not determined by how they appear. These women have no attitude and have no problem embracing even the toilet cleaner. You've read about them in earlier posts, and I've talked about them enough.
Ps
If you didn’t have time to read on women who stalk condoms here is the link. https://dravilduke.blogspot.com/2022/04/so-what-is-big-deal-with-her-stalking.html
To new readers, welcome to my blog, here we unmask stuff in a raw way. Remember in this life it is never serious in this life.
And am I a chauvinist? Misogynist? Well, I am not. Criticizing women and saying a few unpleasant things should not necessarily be interpreted as chauvinism.
Keep it here guys for the more good stuff, meanwhile, you can email me what you’d want us to talk about.
Have a fruitful guys. I lo.ve you all
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