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Hello, fresh men and women, without a doubt, the University is the best place you could ever walk into. You have access to everything you will ever need in the future: beautiful ladies, handsome men, water, power, and an education that will undoubtedly change you into a full, civil, informed, and educated citizen. But your social life is just as vital as your intellectual life. Here are a few ideas to help you improve your social life...
The advice is hardly sound, and I must warn you that you do so at your own risk. SAWA? So, without further ado, here we go:
1.Smoke Weed
You probably joined campus before you tried crack. Marijuana use is not just for spoiled brats. Everything in university, as you should have learned by now, must pass an empirical test. So there's no reason for you to believe that drugs are terrible. Taste for yourself; in certain cases, experience is a greater teacher. Weed will open your eyes. Will uncover the veil that hides the other side of the planet, where everything is greasy, oily, lovely, and magnificent. Bhang will get you out of your head. Will bring out the best in you. Try it out, but don't become addicted. Being high feels good. To temporarily suspend reality.When you use bhang, you feel on top of the world, but when you sober up, you will feel on top of the world.
2. Have Coitus in an alley, hallway, office, library, any bush, beneath that unsightly tree, or the bathroom. Anywhere in the university
This is just for research experimental, and you should always have a condom with you. Spontaneous sex is fantastic, but it frequently has unforeseeable effects. I believe that 97.8% of the readers of this blog were as a result of unintentional sex. Believe me. Your parents were most likely having some make-up sex, but you persisted. So be cautious. Our fathers and moms were fortunate. HIV and other venereal diseases did not exist. Nowadays, you can try anything and obtain a free ticket to the next world. Sex outside, especially on a moonlit night, is an experience and opportunity that you should never pass up if you want your bank of memories to be worth visiting for withdrawals. Try it. But, most crucially, with someone you adore.
3.If a Man gets a Child out there
I once asked an Engineering girl if we could make a baby like that, and she was offended. I was serious, you see. Very serious. She was offended.
"That is demeaning, dismissive, and simply foolish." She gave me a big bite. She made me feel like a jerk. I was serious, baby. With my height and her intelligence, I thought an Albert Einstein was in order...
In any case, Trina, I apologize. It is critical to get a young one out there between the ages of 20 and 24. But, oh, please, please do not abdicate responsibility. If possible, marry the woman; if not, please be a decent father to the child. In this day and age, be wary of the consequences of unprotected sex.
4.For Chicks, please don't abort
I understand that the obstacles can be overwhelming at times. But I loathe a woman who has an abortion. At least eight ladies in my class have given birth, and shockingly, virtually all have given birth to boys. I applaud these ladies. It denotes maturity and patience.If you find yourself in that perilous scenario, face it all.You may never know if you are carrying an Obama or a messiah. However, the more you learn about men, the more cautious you should be, especially if he chooses to flee.
5. Gays and lesbians are human beings
I abhor homosexuals. I despise homosexuality. I once witnessed men kissing at Secret Lounge and have never returned. I'm a virulent homophobe. I could have killed any gay man I came across a few years ago. But, with time, exposure, and a critical assessment of the world, I've discovered that homosexuality is not the root cause of our troubles.
Consider the males who don't know how to use washrooms. Consider the women who have transformed gold digging into an entirely new pastime. Consider the jerks who impregnate women and then disappear. Consider the inept politicians who, with a single blunder, jeopardize our lives. Consider this. Consider the crooked cop who lets a car with too many passengers through only for the vehicle to be engaged in a major accident, killing many people.
So, regardless of how unpleasant or repulsive their options are, we should learn to embrace other sexual orientations.
6. Date a college guy/girl
It is very advised to date while on campus. Here you might meet your future bride. Dates from various levels of study Date across fields, faculties, schools, campuses, and institutes. Serve yourself as much variety as you can find. You can learn about the jokers and the serious men and ladies from here. Those who have ambition and those who do not.
This is quite important. Phenomenal. Necessary. Important. It is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. Don't let it get away.
7. Drink Alcohol
Get wasted and inebriated. Drink your entire HELB loan. You have few duties. There is no rent. There are no bills. Imagine having only your mouth to feed. So consume all the alcohol you can get your hands on, but keep in mind that such pleasures will be limited or non-existent in your future existence. Sawa.
8. Get rid of your preconceptions and stereotyping.
So Luos are either proud and intelligent, or they are foolish. The Kikuyus are both business owners and thieves. The Kaos are both obedient and unintelligent. The Kisiis and Merus are irritable. The Coatarians are slackers... So, what? Discover and master these stereotypes. Unlearn their collective consciousness. Learn to live with such realities as assessing individuals rather than the entire community. It is the mark of a true thinker.
Above all, may education humble you all...
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